I know in my heart of hearts I’m just one perfect notebook/planner/pen combo away from having my life together .
— JoanofDarkKnits (@JoanofDarkKnits) September 16, 2019
In der Mathearbeit bekam man früher Punktabzug und am Rand stand: “Weg nicht nachvollziehbar”.
Ich glaube im echten Leben ist das genau so.
— muetterchen°frost (@muetterchen_fr) September 12, 2019
I have changed my notification sound to an owl hooting so now when an alarm goes off I don’t get paralyzed by shock but instead look around excitedly for the owl
— Vicky Hsu (@caffeinatedvee) August 19, 2019
Bitte, lieber Gott, gib, dass ich nie etwas mache, das „augenzwinkernd daherkommt“
— Christian Möller (@moelllller) September 19, 2019
twitter in 2019 is waking up and checking if the british or us government or both collapsed while u were sleeping
— David Mack (@davidmackau) September 26, 2019
I made it awkward and I’ll do it again
— Cuntagious (@allyneedy) September 13, 2019