Sehr Englischlastig und etwas kurz, but here we are again.
Das Eis dass ich grad esse wurde produziert von Eisbär Eis in der Eisbärstrasse 1 ist das hier entenhausen oder was pic.twitter.com/rj1pEpheg7
— schmonni (@Schmonnilein) May 14, 2023
my toxic trait is that i don't know how to ask for help, i just disappear and come back when i'm feeling better
— purple (@prplexi) May 16, 2023
opening up a glass coffin company called “Remains To Be Seen” please do not steal this idea it’s all i have.
— kim (@KimmyMonte) May 17, 2023
I cannot relate to The Little Mermaid. It is absolutely ridiculous. "I want to be where the people are"??? Are you out of your fucking fish nut???
— Friz Frizzle 🐀 (@FrizFrizzle) May 21, 2023
[after I cut a bagel] would you like the side that is somehow three times larger than the original bagel or the side that is the first object ever to have only two dimensions
— Jake (@dubiousrhetoric) February 18, 2018
Stages of plant ownership:
1. I’m going to take such good care of you.
2. Oh no.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 28, 2023
immigrating to Britain is wild because absolutely everything here has Class Connotations. you’ll be saying you sat on the sofa and ate a biscuit and somebody’ll come in going “Wow, rude, I see you hate the working class, huh”
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) May 29, 2023
well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it
— trash jones (@jzux) August 4, 2021