man kann der Menschheit wirklich viel vorwerfen, aber aus Weintrauben haben wir wirklich absolut alles rausgeholt
— E L H O T Z O (@elhotzo)
Dec 31, 2022
There is a giant orb in the sky that you are not allowed to make direct eye contact with and you don’t question that?
— @goth600 🧠🔌 (@goth600)
Jan 9, 2023
What society tells me I should be: A full-functional adult
What I actually am: A pile of coping strategies in a trench coat
— Structured Success (@StructuredSucc) July 28, 2020
i like that at some point you can tell video game designers figured out that if you’re going to put a dog in the game, you have to make it so people can pet the dog or else everyone is going to get really mad at you
— cait (@punished_cait)
Jan 26, 2023
I own 42 mugs. 2 are perfect, 3 are acceptable, and the rest are ghouls sent from hell to torment my available storage but can never be disposed of.
— Zach Kornfeld (@korndiddy)
Feb 3, 2023
if my ancestors could see how many spices I have, they would think I’m the most successful person in history
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla)
Feb 20, 2023
ich will nicht „mein Mindset verbessern“, ich will eine Feldmaus sein, die in einem großen ausgehöhlten Pilz in einer kleinen Hängematte schläft und mit einem Frosch befreundet ist
— E L H O T Z O (@elhotzo)
Jan 2, 2023
fuck around and find out? you mean the two things i do on wikipedia?
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen)
Jan 18, 2023
Stau so dumm, fahrt doch einfach
— E L H O T Z O (@elhotzo)
Jan 31, 2023
I love going to bookstores because I love eavesdropping on third dates
— Gillian Branstetter (@GBBranstetter)
Feb 11, 2023